Thu
20
Nov
You can buy my house for $100! This is my house in South Florida and all the details of how you may qualify to buy my house for $100.
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RCA please please please don’t delete this video, it’s good promotion for Christina and we would love a hit single! She’s one of the hardest working women in the business and it wouldn’t be fair if she got screwed over.
Back to Basics - Disc 1.
Christina Aguilera
Taken of the Back to Basics live DVD that comes out next year. Support Christina and buy the wonderful DVD =)
Haters comments will be removed so don’t even bother.
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MortgageTakeover.org
Americans Oppose Sub-Prime Mortgage Bailout
MortgageTakeover.org
Mortgage bailout for you and not for big business. We buy homes cash deals.
Congress is considering a mortgage lending bailout, but most Americans agree its the wrong approach by a 2-1 margin. The housing market is adjusting to an oversupply of housing stock and the failure of some high risk borrowers to meet their mortgage agreements. After years of steady growth in housing prices and a historic expansion of homeownership, a market correction is to be expected. Rather than aiding the situation, government intervention would distort the natural correction and prolong the uncertainty and turmoil in the housing market.
Americans understand this and believe that individual homeowners and lenders will need to adjust to market realities, according to a newly released Public Opinion Strategies poll. Between October 18 and 21, 1,000 likely voters were questioned over their opinions on the mortgage crisis.
With a margin of error of 3.1 percent., 90 percent of those surveyed viewed sub-prime mortgages as a serious crisis, but only 31 percent of respondents believed the federal government should get involved.
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Duration : 0:1:36
Thu
20
Nov
Another Chris Morris masterpiece - a house seller offers to lower the price for a “sex arrangement”.
“He’d want sex in return for dropping the price.
12 times before the exchange of contracts.
“He would accept seven penetrations four oral sessions and one of… Bagpiping.
“Quite a good mouth, yes.
Hm?
Mr Lulch could do the oral sessions.
Me? I-I don’t think…
Then yes, we’ll do it.”
Duration : 0:7:34
From http://www.ImprovEverywhere.com, 20 people welcome home a total stranger at JFK Airport.
Be sure to click “watch in high quality”!!!!
This video was made for the In An Absolut World website (the same site that featured the Zack Galifianakis videos.) We were asked to come up with our vision of An Absolut World (ideal world.) As all of our missions are about making the world a more awesome place, it was a pretty easy challenge. Learn more: http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=absolutworld
Edited by Matt Adams:
http://www.mattadamsapple.com/
Song by Tyler Walker:
http://myspace.com/tylerichiban
This is one of over 80 different missions Improv Everywhere has executed over the past six years in New York City. Others include Frozen Grand Central, the Best Buy uniform prank, and the famous U2 Rooftop Hoax, to name a few. Visit the website to see tons of photos and video of all of our work, including behind the scenes information on how this video was made.
http://www.improveverywhere.com
If you are interested in getting involved in New York you can sign the NY Agents List on the site. If you are interested in getting involved in your own town, join the Urban Prankster Network here: http://improveverywhere.ning.com
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We have a DVD for sale!
http://www.improveverywhere.com/dvd/
Duration : 0:3:38
Wed
19
Nov
Finger Lickin’ Good ( LYRICS)
So Mike D What’s Up? Yo Yauch What’s Up? Come On Mike Let’s
Tear It Up Hear No Evil See No Evil Talking No Bullshit So Many
Damn People Are So Full Of It Keyboard Money Mark You
Know He’s Not Having It Just Give Him Some Wood And He’ll Build
You A Cabinet I’m Convinced That Vince Is Ripping Me Off I Think It’s
His Girdle That’s Tipping Me Off Mike D’s Out Back And He’s Growing
Onions I’ve Got Bigger Buns Than My Man Paul Bunyon’s I’ve Been
Going Nuts Gettin’ All Cooped Up Fully Hermitizing But Now I’m
Getting Souped Up It’s Time To Turn The Page To A Brand New
Chapter Setting My Sights And You Know What I’m After I’ll Be In
The Paper The News With Ernie Ernesto They’ll Even Print My
Recipe For Pasta With Pesto Now Here’s Another Special Of The Day
I’ve Got More Spice Than The Frugal Gourmet
Well Mike D What Got For Me Show These Good People What It
Means To Be D Well They Call Me Mike D With The Mad Man Style I Put
The Mic Up To My Lips And I Can Scream For A While Created A Sound
At Which Many Were Shocked I’ve Got A Million Ideas That I Ain’t
Even Rocked I’ve Got The Light Bulb Flashing At The Top Of My Head
Never Wake Up On The Wrong Side Of The Bed You’re An Idea Man
Not A Yes Man With A Point To Make You’re Bound To Take A Stand
‘Cause I’m Pete The Puma Minnie The Moocher Got Every Type Of
Flavor That Will Suit Ya You Know The Bass Is Real Fat Because It’s
Gotta Be Like That A Snare On The Funky Tin And A Taste Of The High Hat
Yo Yauch What’s Up? Mike D What’s Up? Come On Yauch, Let’s Tear
It Up I Could Catch A Groove Like A Flash In The Dark Grab A Hold Of
Your Attention Like A Thief In The Park ‘Cause I Can Flip A Rhyme
Off The Tip Of My Tongue Switching Up The Rhythm Like The
Rhyme’s A Piece Of Chewing Gum Now I Might Chew But I Don’t Bite
My Ideas Are Mine When I Begin To Write In My Sleep I’ll Be Thinking
‘Bout Beats And Getting On The Mic And Busting Some Treats And
Sporting The Crazy Funky Threads That You’ve Never Even Seen
Before What I’m Lacking From The Macking I Can Find At The Thrift
Store I Won’t Scuff Nor Scuffle Just Grin As They Walk By Take Time
To Rhyme For A Girl I Hear Talk Fly Down Some Papaya
Down With The Revolution Always Wear My Goggles ‘Cause There’s
So Much Pollution I Can Do The Freak, The Patty Duke And The Spank
Gotta Free The Funky Fish From The Funky Fish Tanks
I’ll Sell My House, Sell My Car And I’ll Sell All My Stuff
“I’m Going Back To New York City I Do Believe I’ve Had Enough
Duration : 0:3:30
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MORTGAGE FORECLOSURE NATIONWIDE PEOPLE NEED HELP WE BUY HOMES NATIONWIDE. WE BUY HOMES NATIONWIDE FORECLOSURE PAYMENT MORTGAGE TAKEOVER. we buy homes
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showing a few of our hobbies to show why we flip real estate
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Homegrown Revolution (2008) is a film short that gives a brief introduction to the Dervaes Family’s urban homestead which they call “Path to Freedom.” On this tiny city lot, a beautiful and productive oasis was created, producing 6,000 lbs of food annually and is a model of urban sustainability.
Film premiers at the WILD & SCENIC FILM FESTIVAL (Jan 9-11, 2009)
http://www.wildandscenicfilmfestival.org
——About Path to Freedom——
Since the mid 1980s, members of the Dervaes family have steadily worked at transforming their ordinary city lot in Pasadena into a thriving organic micro farm that supplies them with food all year round. These eco-pioneers also run a successful home business providing their surplus produce to local restaurants. Through their adventures in growing and preserving their own food, installing a solar power system, home-brewing biodiesel for fuel, raising backyard farm animals, and learning back-to-basics skills, these modern-day pioneers have revived the old-fashioned spirit of self-reliance and resourcefulness.
Since 2001, their website has inspired hundreds of thousands to take steps towards a sustainable future and has generated a 21st century urban homestead movement.
visit their blog at http://www.urbanhomestead.org/journal
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Tue
18
Nov
(parody of “i want it that way by the backstreet boys)
A used…pink bathrobe
A rare…mint snowglobe
A Smurf…TV tray
I bought on eBay
My house…is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay
Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner’s old toupee)
They had it on eBay
I’ll buy…your knick-knack
Just check…My feedback
“A++!” they all say
They love me on eBay
Gonna buy (a slightly damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I never met in Norway
Found him on eBay
I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, whatever’ll please ya
As long as I’ve got the dough
I’ll buy…your tchotchkes
Sell me…your watch, please
I’ll buy (I’ll buy, I’ll buy, I’ll buy…)
I’m highest bidder now
(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that world-wide garage sale)
(Hey! A Dukes of Hazzard ashtray)
Oh yeah…(I bought it on eBay)
Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
(Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)
Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don’t know why…The kind of stuff you’d throw away)
(I’ll buy on eBay)
What I bought on eBay
Duration : 0:3:37
