REST IN PEACE
BILLY MAYS
1958-2009

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Just waking in the morning and check my tweets
Oxycleaning the stain that was on my sheets
Heading to the laundromat was my first plan
Instead Im mourning the greatest TV pitchman
He wasnt wild or controversial
Told me to buy things on his informericals
Home Shopping Network is where he first appeared
They called him Grizzly Adams cause he had a furry beard
His approach to selling may have been a lil nutty
But how many people now own some Mighty Putty
Made my clothes wrinkle free thanks to Steam Buddy
We can count our lucky stars he didnt endorse the Snuggie
Big City Slider Station is a burger cooker
Unlike the Shamwow guy, he wouldnt beat up a hooker
Pitched so many products with the Billy Mays name
And my shower now Kabooms like the Atari game
His voice was so loud it made your ears hurt
He would never take off that button down blue shirt
But the world has lost the best TV spokesman today
Rest in peace Billy Mays

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DID YOU LIKE IT? Cryptic has a great funchannel with days (!) of fun like this.
Funny home videos from all over the world, part 50.

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Lyrics: Ben Jackson
MC: “Kazuo”
Producer: The Arcitype

LYRICS

Verse I
Memorizing presidents is gonna take some effort
We’ll start with George Washington, Adams, and Thomas Jefferson
Then James Madison and James Monroe
Then John Quincy Adams like his father before

Next up we’ve got some interesting folks
Named Jackson, Van Buren, Harrison, Tyler, and Polk
The next four presidents that we’ll examine
Are Taylor, Fillmore, Pierce, and Buchanan

Chorus
44 Presidents, White House residents
From the Revolution to the age of the Internet
(×4)

Verse II
Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves
Then we got Johnson, Grant, and Rutherford Hayes
James Garfield, Chester Arthur
Cleveland and Harrison; let’s keep going farther

Next up, we got Cleveland again
Then McKinley, Roosevelt, Taft, and Wilson
The next four, yeah you know who they are, it’s
Harding, Coolidge, Hoover, and FDR

Chorus

Verse III
No presidents are from Wisconsin
Not Truman, Eisenhower, Kennedy, or Johnson
We’re getting near the end, but its not getting harder
Its Nixon, Ford, then Jimmy Carter

Last few, we’re almost done
Weve just got Regan, Bush, Clinton, and Bush the Son
Obama’s in the White House now
So hail to the chief and stand up proud!

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I am planning to buy a house and I am being told by the current owner that someone had committed suicide in that house. Should I still go ahead and buy? I am getting a good deal and my family also liked the house.

What a bunch of B.S.Look if you don’t believe in ghost then buy it but do discuss this with the family.The things that you have to be scared of are of the living.Go look at three other properties in that area that are for sale and see if any are better.Then you can make a wise choice.

Hey YouTube!

We were wondering which one of us knew eachother best… so we decided to play a little game of Mr & Mrs! We quiz eachother about ourselves and whoever gets the most questions right in a minute wins!

This video was so much fun to make and we’re both really proud of the outcome… we hope you enjoy it aswell!

Love, Steven & Kelly

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Lyrics:

Hey now, all you sinners
Put your lights on,
put your lights on
Hey now all you lovers
Put you lights on,
put your lights on

Hey now, all you killers
Put you lights on,
put you lights on
Hey now, all you children
Leave your lights on,
you better leave you lights on

‘Cause there’s a monster,
living under my bed,
whispering in my ear
And there’s an angel,
with a hand on my head
She say I got nothing to fear

There’s a darkness,
living deep in my soul
Its still got a purpose to serve
So let your lights shine,
deep into my home
God don’t let me lose my nerve,
don’t let me lose my nerve

Hey now, hey now,
hey now, hey now
Wo-oh hey now
Hey now, hey now,
hey now, hey now

Hey now, all you sinners
Put you lights on,
put you lights on
Hey now, all you children
Leave your lights on,
you better leave your lights on

‘Cause there’s a monster,
living under my bed,
whispering in my ear
And there’s an angel,
with a hand on my head
She say I got nothing to fear
She says, la elaha ela allah,
you don’t shine like a star
la elaha ela allah,
you don’t shine like a star
Never fade away

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We Buy Houses NSW

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You will not believe your eyes !!!
Hello we are the Radical Rodents, the coolest and hippest mice in the world. We are all mad keen surfers and as far as we know are the only rodents in the world that surf, which would make us the world’s smallest surfers. Our names are Chopsticks, Bunsen, Harry & Curly and we have been surfing for over 3 years. We love living here up in sunny Queensland because we get to surf most of the year as the water is warm and the weather is mild. Also there are lots of stinking rich folk with massive boats that deliver the waves which we long to ride. We mainly surf in rivers and estuarys as we are only very tiny, but as you will see we get some very nice waves indeed and on the weekends when the boats are out it is very consistent. To all you brave mice out there at home who think this sounds like a groovy idea, please do not try this. We are trained proffessionals and have endured a lengthy process learning how to swim and how to balance on a board. All the team is in our last season of surfing as we are all getting old and as mice we live for approx 3-4 years. We have already started showing some of our offspring the ropes and Bunsen’s son Junior has already caught a few and will be joining the team soon. The new generation are as keen as mustard and we all look forward to seeing them take over the reins so we can retire. We are currently putting together our website www.radicalrodents.com, so it should be up and running in a couple of months. Here you will be able to keep up to date with all our sessions, buy merchandise and we will also be selling our old boards too all signed up. Also we are going to be bring out our own surf film and doco in 2007, as we have been filming our antics for the past couple of years. We will be looking for sponsers for both ourselves and for our first film. Anyway sit back and enjoy the clip, i think you will be pleasently suprised at our talent, you will be sure to get the giggles too. Look forward to all your responses, Keep surfing always
Love The Radical Rodents

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shit happens right?

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