REST IN PEACE
BILLY MAYS
1958-2009
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Just waking in the morning and check my tweets
Oxycleaning the stain that was on my sheets
Heading to the laundromat was my first plan
Instead Im mourning the greatest TV pitchman
He wasnt wild or controversial
Told me to buy things on his informericals
Home Shopping Network is where he first appeared
They called him Grizzly Adams cause he had a furry beard
His approach to selling may have been a lil nutty
But how many people now own some Mighty Putty
Made my clothes wrinkle free thanks to Steam Buddy
We can count our lucky stars he didnt endorse the Snuggie
Big City Slider Station is a burger cooker
Unlike the Shamwow guy, he wouldnt beat up a hooker
Pitched so many products with the Billy Mays name
And my shower now Kabooms like the Atari game
His voice was so loud it made your ears hurt
He would never take off that button down blue shirt
But the world has lost the best TV spokesman today
Rest in peace Billy Mays
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