Chorus: Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that’s all we need
We go to the part after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn
we can take our turn
singin’ them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
i said roll, roll, roll my joint
pick out the seeds and stems,
feelin’ high as hell
flyin’ through palm dale
skatin’ on dayton wheels
so roll, roll, the ‘83
cadillac coupe de ville
if my tapes and cd’s just don’t sell
i bet my cabby will]
well it was just sun down
in a small white town
and they call it east side palm down
when the afroman walked through the white land
houses went up for sale
well i was standin’ on the corner sellin’ rap CD’s
when i met a lil’ girl named Jan
i let her ride in my caddy
’cause i didn’t know her daddy
was the leader of the ku-klux-klan
we on the bed
fucked on the floor
fucked so long
i grew a fuckin’ afro
then i to the left
fucked to the right
she sucked my dick
til the turned white
i thought to myself
“sheeba, sheeba!”
got my lookin’ like a zebra
i put on my clothes
and i was on my way
till her daddy pulled up in a chevrolet
so i ran, jumped out the back window
but her daddy he was waitin’ with a 2 by 4
oh he beat me to the left
beat me to the right
the whooped my as all night
but i ain’t mad
at her prejudice dad
that’s the best i eva had
i got a bag of weed
and a bottle of wine
i’m gonna that bitch
just one more time
Chorus:
i met this lady in Hollywood
she had green hair but she look good
i took her to my house ’cause she was fine
but she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine
i met this lady from Japan
never made love with an african
i her once, i her twice
i ate that like shrimp-fried rice
don’t be amazed at the stories i tell you
i met a woman in the heart of Australia
she had a big butt and titties too
so i hopped in her like a kangaroo
see i met this woman from Hawaii
stuck it in her and she said “iiiiiiiiieeeeee”
lips was breakfast
pussy was lunch
then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch
met Colonel Sanders wife
in the state of Kentucky
she said i’ll fry some chicken
if you just me
i came in her mouth it was a crisis
i gave her my secret blend
of herbs and spices
Chorus:[]
i met dolly parton in Tennesee
her titties were filled with hennesee
and that country music really drove me crazy
but i rolled that and said yes miss daizy
then i met this lady from Oklahoma
put her in a coma
met this lady in Michigan
can’t wait til i that again
met a real black girl in South Carolina
fucked her til she turned to a white albina
i this hooker in Iowa
I her on credit so i owe her
fucked this girl down in Georgia
i came in her mouth now i thought i told ya
met this beautiful sexy hoe
she just ran cross the border from Mexico
this fine young thing said her name’s Maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
i wanna get married ut i can’t afford it
i know i’m gonna cry when she get departed
Chorus: []
Duration : 0:5:56
December 4th, 2008 at 11:34 am
No, I was taken off …
No, I was taken off stage, and not counted as a particapent. *Sigh*
December 4th, 2008 at 11:34 am
are you serious lol …
are you serious lol i bet you won. huh?
December 4th, 2008 at 11:34 am
I sang this at a …
I sang this at a High School talent show one time. XD
December 4th, 2008 at 11:34 am
ITS a colt 45 …
ITS a colt 45 dipshet
December 4th, 2008 at 11:34 am
haha funny song …
haha funny song
!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahhahahahhahahgahahhahahahahhahahah
December 4th, 2008 at 11:34 am
haha funny song
haha funny song
December 4th, 2008 at 11:34 am
i love this song …
i love this song but ur lyrics in the info are off
December 4th, 2008 at 11:34 am
ohhh mannn
this …
ohhh mannn
this song
December 4th, 2008 at 11:34 am
December 4th, 2008 at 11:34 am
wtf?? why the fyck …
wtf?? why the fyck are they showing a colt 45 gun?? a colt 45 its an cool breverage loll go get some knowledge fool:P bet u dont know wut is a zig zag too xD
December 4th, 2008 at 11:34 am
DAMN this is the …
this is the best song i love it. I always thought it was COKE 45 instead of COLT 45
December 4th, 2008 at 11:34 am
FUCK THIS U WHORE
THIS U WHORE
December 4th, 2008 at 11:34 am
wats with the …
wats with the pictures even the gun
December 4th, 2008 at 11:34 am
he took a deep …
he took a deep breath and said……woo morning ladies! hahaha bad song
December 4th, 2008 at 11:34 am
♫♫♫ i ♥ this song!
♫♫♫ i ♥ this song!
December 4th, 2008 at 11:34 am
HAHAHA funny
HAHAHA funny
December 4th, 2008 at 11:34 am
Wow its amazing how …
Wow its amazing how there’s no HATERS to this song but I cant blame him for making a pimpin song like this
December 4th, 2008 at 11:34 am
then i met this …
then i met this lady from Oklahoma
put her in a coma
met this lady in Michigan
can’t wait til i that again
met a real black girl in South Carolina
fucked her til she turned to a white albina
December 4th, 2008 at 11:34 am
haha=] this is me …
haha=] this is me and my friends songg!
not like that!
ahha<3
December 4th, 2008 at 11:34 am
this tune is …
this tune is mint from jamie nd the kent crew beattie mic danny dumfuck teboo shelby gaz james dalton
December 4th, 2008 at 11:34 am
luv it
luv it
December 4th, 2008 at 11:34 am
this song is the …
this song is the best i can sing the hole song
December 4th, 2008 at 11:34 am
when u say it.. it …
when u say it.. it juz makes u a homo.. when afroman said it.. it was hilarious
December 4th, 2008 at 11:34 am
this is great song …
this is great song
i love it
♫♫
December 4th, 2008 at 11:34 am
“Colt 45, and 2 …
“Colt 45, and 2 zigzags, baby thats all we need” i cant get that outta my head! XD