REST IN PEACE
BILLY MAYS
1958-2009

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http://www.sendspace.com/file/813h53

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Just waking in the morning and check my tweets
Oxycleaning the stain that was on my sheets
Heading to the laundromat was my first plan
Instead Im mourning the greatest TV pitchman
He wasnt wild or controversial
Told me to buy things on his informericals
Home Shopping Network is where he first appeared
They called him Grizzly Adams cause he had a furry beard
His approach to selling may have been a lil nutty
But how many people now own some Mighty Putty
Made my clothes wrinkle free thanks to Steam Buddy
We can count our lucky stars he didnt endorse the Snuggie
Big City Slider Station is a burger cooker
Unlike the Shamwow guy, he wouldnt beat up a hooker
Pitched so many products with the Billy Mays name
And my shower now Kabooms like the Atari game
His voice was so loud it made your ears hurt
He would never take off that button down blue shirt
But the world has lost the best TV spokesman today
Rest in peace Billy Mays

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25 Responses to “Billy Mays: The Rap Tribute”

  1. erick91402 Says:

    when m y friend …
    when m y friend told me he was dead
    i couldnt belive it ;[
    until it was ont he news :[[[

  2. SerinaJK Says:

    This is endearing. …
    This is endearing. I miss this guy’s commercials. He was one of the brightest faces of commercial TV

  3. Darksouldew Says:

    ahh He was a good …
    ahh He was a good man i liked him
    He helped a lot of people
    Died to young
    I couldnt believe it when i herd he died
    Iv never had pain from a guy i watch on tv die i felt like on of his friends i always watched his show on discovery and i Really liked him It was hard to watch that final episode the other day it really hurts cause i really liked the guy seemed like a Good guy and a good friend to count on!”

  4. NejiIsDaMan Says:

    Rest In Paradise …
    Rest In Paradise Billy “The World’s Greatest Pitchman” :’(

  5. ericspurs Says:

    nobody will replace …
    nobody will replace him

  6. thereallurker Says:

    blah, slimy salesman
    blah, slimy salesman

  7. gabe0083 Says:

    so sad
    didn’t …

    so sad
    didn’t really care until now

    :’(

  8. sean9113 Says:

    R.I.P =’( bill mays
    R.I.P =’( bill mays

  9. paclac1337 Says:

    Yeah, she tried to …
    Yeah, she tried to bite his tongue off.

  10. Mets4life2 Says:

    RIP Billy Mays
    RIP Billy Mays

  11. hyeforlife3 Says:

    yup
    yup

  12. kop907 Says:

    rib rest in balls …
    rib rest in balls lol

  13. Zikken09 Says:

    R.I.P Billy Mays. …
    R.I.P Billy Mays. We all know you’re advertising god-like products in heaven

  14. Armitage112 Says:

    Very nice. You have …
    Very nice. You have won the Internets.

  15. TheSylva7 Says:

    haha well done now …
    haha well done now do a shamwow guy rap song. i bet theres alot of things that rhyme with hooker.

  16. Lindenborn17 Says:

    he actually did
    he actually did

  17. booza713 Says:

    the sham-wow beat …
    the sham-wow beat up a hooker?

  18. rushnerd Says:

    lol he DIDN’T beat …
    lol he DIDN’T beat a hooker xD

  19. points2shopPROOF Says:

    RIP billy Mays u …
    RIP billy Mays u were are i seen all your OXI Clean stain removers shows : /

  20. TheAllisonWonderland Says:

    Watching him and …
    Watching him and Sully make those peoples dreams come true was the most amazing thing, we’ll miss you and the show. R.I.P Billy Mays

  21. TheAllisonWonderland Says:

    We will miss you!

    We will miss you!
    R.i.P Billy Mays:
    The best Pitchman ever!

  22. barby04 Says:

    Man this …
    Man this commemorates him very well. RIP Billy Mays. Best pitchman ever!

  23. abcdefggghi Says:

    hahhahhaha
    rip B. …

    hahhahhaha
    rip B. mays ,

  24. kingdev23 Says:

    Damn, this was …
    Damn, this was raw

  25. rmcstaff9 Says:

    now do a song on …
    now do a song on oprah like this v=-7j0brg1lNQ

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