English translation made by DonSvenne
(Piano)
-Hello and welcome to my little Christmas-table
-I though I would talk about all good liqueur more… that has to do with Christmas
-Lets us start with a welcome drink
-Instead of Glögg that only messy up and sticks everywhere, we have here taken in a shallow and clear drink, namely “hot besk”
-A mixture of sugar, liqueur, a little water end a pitch of wormwood that warms up and see, now it is finished. Lets us taste it.
(He takes a glass and taste it)
-Lovely, lovely and much better then glögg and YOU DON’T NEED TO BUY raisins and almonds too!
-Now when we have been a little warmer it is time to take a seat at the table, right?
(Walks to the table)
-Hmm, yes, yes
-I take my seat here between plates and glasses
-The first course on a chirstmastable consists of herring, with different colours and different lengths that we take down with schnapps.
-Here we have a lot of different and good Scandinavian vodka who are just as good as each other. Skåne, Borsch, Pure Vodka, Blackcurrant and Aqua White.
- Best on Christmas though is grenever, cause it rimes so good on beaver.
(Sings) Oh now its Christmas again, now its Christmas again and my father makes at home burned stalk.
- Oh what it was good.
- Then we go haste to the main course then. To it we usually drink the white or the red wines; they go good with both fish and meat.
- And to the porridge we will take a glass of the yellow, Asian wine, Mongol. Mongol.
(Screams in terror)
- For those who dont like wine, we got something really special. Our homemade beer, MUMMA!
- Oh it’s so good so I don’t know where to put my mouth.
- Your are so good Mumma, Mumma.
- We have indeed come to the dessert. The coffee and the cake taste much better with a little bit different, fine one more. For example this old punch.
(Sings, probably racism) Yellowing, Yellowing, Come now your little uglying, punch, punch, punch!
- Oh No, No, For Sakes what it have to taste. Oh No that wasn’t good, it was totally too sweet.
- We have to take something different in stead. Brandy, Armagnac, Armagnac, you’re the best on my Christmas table.
- Holy what its rips good!
- The meal is over and its time for the big Christmas grog. Hurray, hurray.
- We take forward a big glass and mix our entire goods liqueur we have at home. It can be gin and it can be whiskey. It can be gin and it can be whiskey.
- What do we have more? Oh, Campari and vodka. And it have to be everything cause its Christmas and you drink everything on Christmas. So we top that with a cone. And then we light one of these little tomteblossen “sparkler”.
(Tries to get it lighted)
- Burn for Satan, burn. Then you hook it on the edge of the glass and plays that it is Christmas.
(Takes the drink and taste it)
- Damn, it was a poisonous one. For sake what it is lovely with a Christmas table.
- Well, that were everything you could offer on a Christmas table. I Think So.
- At last we have to exercise until New Years Eve and take us a little glass of champagne so we know how it tastes also. At last we have to say toast and thanks.
Svensk Komedi!
Swedish Comedy!
Duration : 0:5:32
August 15th, 2009 at 4:41 am
OOOOO BOSSMOSS!
OOOOO BOSSMOSS!
August 15th, 2009 at 4:41 am
Haha, MONGOOOL!!!
Haha, MONGOOOL!!!
August 15th, 2009 at 4:41 am
Det ska vara …
Det ska vara allting på en gång! fördet e JUUUUUL!! man dricker allting på juullen! BÄST
August 15th, 2009 at 4:41 am
Det vart sagt att …
Det vart sagt att det han dricker är alkoholhaltiga drycker och att Rippe var rätt rund under fötterna efter inspelningen.
Riktigt roligt och bra hur som helst:)
August 15th, 2009 at 4:41 am
jävlar vad det …
jävlar vad det riVER GOTT!!!
August 15th, 2009 at 4:41 am
nån annanting liten …
nån annanting liten fin till hahaha! =D
August 15th, 2009 at 4:41 am
den där jävla rapen …
den där jävla rapen i slutet… ÖÖÖHHH…
August 15th, 2009 at 4:41 am
Vadå white & red …
Vadå white & red wines? Han säger ju röda och gröna.
August 15th, 2009 at 4:41 am
brynja? vad är det?
brynja? vad är det?
August 15th, 2009 at 4:41 am
haha fy fan vad bra
haha fy fan vad bra
August 15th, 2009 at 4:41 am
Diggar hans brynja …
Jan e störtskön
Diggar hans brynja under skjortan
August 15th, 2009 at 4:41 am
HURRA HURRA!!
HURRA HURRA!!
August 15th, 2009 at 4:41 am
HEHEHE true …
HEHEHE true …
August 15th, 2009 at 4:41 am
fan va de RIIVER …
fan va de RIIVER GÖTT…..
August 15th, 2009 at 4:41 am
i love this !!
…
i love this !!
i talk like this and i’m only an english speaking bloak.
why, i’d like to have a piece of that you know??!!
August 15th, 2009 at 4:41 am
Han dog kort där …
Han dog kort där efter….
Nädå jag bara skojade!!!!
August 15th, 2009 at 4:41 am
2:36 är bäst!
2:36 är bäst!
August 15th, 2009 at 4:41 am
den här väcker …
fan va den e bäst!!
den här väcker gamla minnen
August 15th, 2009 at 4:41 am
“de kan va gin o …
“de kan va gin o det kan va whisky o det kan va gin o de kan va whisky”^^, Jan Rippe är unik, klockren och helt underbar:)
August 15th, 2009 at 4:41 am
detta är nog de …
detta är nog de roligaste jag sett
August 15th, 2009 at 4:41 am
håller med. det …
håller med. det måste vara så svårt, inte bara för honom utan oxå dem som filmar att hålla sig för skratt! men han måste ha varit så inne i karaktären att han klarade av det utan att tänka. otroligt duktig, och rolig är han
August 15th, 2009 at 4:41 am
vilken röst! dom …
vilken röst! dom är jäkla roliga dom Galenskaparna XD
August 15th, 2009 at 4:41 am
Stänger ^^ inte …
Stänger ^^ inte sängen
August 15th, 2009 at 4:41 am
tja, pommac eller …
tja, pommac eller trocadero är ju det som liknar champagne mest, så de kanhan använt det…
August 15th, 2009 at 4:41 am
jag tror nog dock …
jag tror nog dock att champagnen är äkta, det är lite svårt att få vatten och karamellfärg att skumma så pass mycket… men… kan ha fel