Another Chris Morris masterpiece - a house seller offers to lower the price for a “sex arrangement”.

“He’d want sex in return for dropping the price.
12 times before the exchange of contracts.

“He would accept seven penetrations four oral sessions and one of… Bagpiping.

“Quite a good mouth, yes.
Hm?
Mr Lulch could do the oral sessions.
Me? I-I don’t think…
Then yes, we’ll do it.”

Duration : 0:7:34


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25 Responses to “Jam - Sex for Houses”

  1. UKFootpatrol Says:

    The more I watch …
    The more I watch this the better it gets

  2. UKFootpatrol Says:

    Bagpiping
    Bagpiping

  3. GhostGuitars Says:

    Credit crunch is …
    Credit crunch is hitting some people hard!

  4. Aerotake Says:

    meh…blue jam was …
    meh…blue jam was wayyyyyy better! :/

  5. wittlebo Says:

    Ha ha so …
    Ha ha so graphic! :O)

  6. weaselidiotu Says:

    sick fucks
    sick fucks

  7. sparksrule Says:

    Mark Heap was born …
    Mark Heap was born for thid role haha

  8. Problembeing Says:

    …It’s when he …
    …It’s when he stuffs Louise through the front door that cracks me up!

  9. boflynn78 Says:

    It is . Once seen …
    It is . Once seen never forgotten.

  10. duncabbin Says:

    the oral sessions …
    the oral sessions on the ladder, the bloke getting slapped on the back on the head, hahaha quality.

  11. MightyAlz Says:

    Too right - but it …
    Too right - but it feels so RIGHT!

  12. autodidactic Says:

    This is what it …
    This is what it will take to get a house in the future…

  13. stevenuuu1212 Says:

    This is really …
    This is really wrong.

  14. bcnsco Says:

    lol :D just hope …
    lol :D just hope you dont have a sister called louise.

  15. brows08 Says:

    got my caravan …
    got my caravan cheap wit a similar deal…

  16. Dn2kproductions Says:

    LMAO BAGPIPING Lol
    LMAO BAGPIPING Lol

  17. kerrieberrie1987 Says:

    the 1st jam sceen i …
    the 1st jam sceen i ever saw years ago and fell in love

  18. alexxyz456 Says:

    A disturbingly …
    A disturbingly funny unsettling environment is jam

  19. seefeel100 Says:

    anyone ever peel an …
    anyone ever peel an orange?

  20. Invermitch Says:

    The depictions of …
    The depictions of suburban trauma in Jam have a profound effect on my brain and body. I suspect that there is a micro-neighbourhood in Northwest London containing this estate agency, the surgery of the Jam doctor and a corner shop that gets held up by guys with invisible axes. I’ll find this place when I spot the car with the urinal doors and follow it home.

  21. soupdragon27 Says:

    i wondered whether …
    i wondered whether it was mouth..but both seem to work. Whatever..Mark Heaps facial expressions are hilarious.

  22. ebassas Says:

    she’s actually …
    she’s actually saying ‘quite a good mouth, yes.’

  23. soupdragon27 Says:

    its where he puts …
    its where he puts himself in ur armpit - “quite a good move, yes” loool

  24. seefeel100 Says:

    I believe Morris to …
    I believe Morris to be the Bill Lee of the television. Horrifically subversive and amazingly funny. Playing on the distorted psychology that exists behind closed doors and sticking it on the end of a fork.

  25. superfurry92 Says:

    This is an …
    This is an unsettling show, but it’s still hilarious and…trancey.

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